Inspired by Strictly Come Dancing, this 212 page book delivers more than enough fun content to fill even the most discerning dance critic's dance card.

The 1500 humorous quotes cover every angle of the social dance world from ... the Len GOODman, the LamBADa to the Coyote UGLY. This volume is a light-hearted and light-footed tribute to the great names in dance: Dancers, Choreographers, Films, Stage Shows, TV Programmes ... even fictional dancers, dancing animals, other lifeforms and Brendan Cole.

The book can be brought from here: http://www.strictlyquotedancing.com and here is the editors top 10 Strictly quotes!

10. “Chris Hollins can puff out his chest and look stern, but nobody will let him forget that it was his mother at rehearsal who had to tell him how to dance sexy.”

Germaine Greer in The Guardian (2009)

9. “The judges called Penny Lancaster’s efforts ‘gangly, lumpy, laboured’ and ‘lazy.’ She blamed her long legs for getting in the way, which must make her the first person since Bambi to use that as an excuse.”

Katy Guest in The Independent on Sunday (2007)

8. “Aled Jones wore a mask of demented concentration throughout his routine. His feet may have been Fred Astaire doing the Quickstep but his eyes screamed Roy Keane about to do an opponent.”

Harry Venning in The Stage (2004)

7. “Anyone watching Denise Lewis and Ian Waite could see there was more chemistry than in an I.C.I. factory.”

Kate Taylor in The Sun (2005)

6. “On the dance floor Joe Calzaghe floats like a Dulux paint container and stings like a fluffy bunny.”

Barry O’Sullivan in The Mirror (2009) 

5. “Diarmuid Gavin, bless him. Hopping around to the Friends’ theme tune like he’s got two wasps down his socks … Diarmuid is Strictly Compost Dancing. “

Ally Ross in The Sun (2004)

4. “To emphasise Strictly's absurdity, the gracious Martina Hingis was sent packing. In favour of Rav Wilding, a lowly presenter whose job it is to whisper over police mugshots and frighten grannies. With the body of Baywatch, Martina got beaten by the face of Crimewatch. Says it all, really.”

James Corrigan in The Independent (2009)

3. “Quentin Wilson revealed himself to be to Ballroom dancing what a three-legged donkey is to … well, Ballroom dancing.”

Giles Smith in The Times (2005)

2. “Not even the sight of Fiona Phillips in an old Roly Polys' outfit can stop me warming a little to this celebrity tea dance nonsense. (Note - in Fiona’s honour, the Lambada will henceforth be known as the Muttonbada.)”

Ian Hyland in The Sunday Mirror (2005)

1. “When it comes to the Strictly… debate, I’m on John Sergeant’s side. We who Salsa like reversing dump-trucks have to stick together.”

Rowan Pelling in The Daily Telegraph (2008)